You really need to stop doing that, it’s an irritating habit, way worse then smoking.
I know! How am I going to get around in England and Scotland? I’ll just walk up to a man asking for directions and they’ll flee into the mountains.
And you’ll be stuck having to ask grouchy women who are pissed at you for chasing off all the man folk, you better be careful in them parts! XD Don’t they have a tendency to pitch fork things (people) they don’t like? or am I thinking of the Germans?