Me: .. i was suddenly hit by a wave of guilt. like. like this college actually cares about me. and is ready with party hats. and Im a bitch emailing them like ‘no.’ and then they all sit there. because I dont go through that door, and their confetti poppers cant be popped. and their ponytails lose their pep and they all just weep.
Emilee: ……… I’m not sure college works that way, but that is a very sad and lonely mental image
Whoa, Well, that just makes everything awkward… Hahahaha!